1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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