Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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