It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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