Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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