I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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