SEEEEXXX PLEASE
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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