dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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