Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
