Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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