Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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