We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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