Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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