You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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