I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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