I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize
