ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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