it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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