I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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