He uses pillows to masturbate.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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