Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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