It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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