i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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