sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
where am i from again
they need to just BURY HIM!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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