I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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