Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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