hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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