i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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