My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Randomize
