if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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