normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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