so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
