There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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