She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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