I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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