dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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