Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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