i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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