No, drunk sperm still make babies.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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