so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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