He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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