just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
We left the knife in your bed.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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