i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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