we have officially lost it.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
im holly from the hills drunk
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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