My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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