I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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