i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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