i think i have two assholes
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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