So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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