I want to stick my p in your. b.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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