but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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