I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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