At least make sure they are 18
Why
hell yes lets make some ravioli
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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