I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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