4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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