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I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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